Frequently Asked Questions
(Q.) Who is that beautiful redhead that you have as a mascot?
(A.) Akiho-chan! She's shy, so be nice to her!
(Q.) When do you release new products?
(A.) Usually every month, with the designs being teased in the official Facebook group a week prior. Sign up for our newsletter to receive special offers, lewd news and great sales notifications!
(Q.) What kind of products do you make?
(A.) Velcro backed patches with the highest attention paid to detail. All of your favorite waifus can be found here! We also sell related merch and stickers!
(Q.) What's this about an exclusive gift???
(A.) Our team wanted to make spending at our store a little bit more awesome than usual. What better way, then with an exclusive patch that can only be obtained by spending $60 or more* at once! You are able to earn this patch endlessly, just meet the previously stated requirements!
*(NOT including shipping) + (International orders qualify, but DO NOT qualify for free shipping)
(Q.) What are the different types of stickers you offer?
(A.) Below is what we offer!
- Kiss Cut comes on a rectangular sheet of backing paper with transfer tape over the cut out sticker (helps to line up when applying).
- Die Cuts are the sticker in the shape of the design with the backing paper.
- A Slap is just a rectangular design usually for car bumpers.
- Holo Stickers are stickers that have holographic features.
- Large Stickers are stickers that are usually larger than 12" and are designed to be stuck on large surfaces.
- Reverse Stickers are designed to be stuck on inside surfaces, so the sticky part is usually on the design.
(Q.) Why are some products limited but not others?
(A.) The high quality embroidered patches are much more expensive to produce than their traditional woven counterparts. Designs that are limited will have that noted in their product description. Most woven patches will be restocked eventually, unless specified otherwise. However, collaborations between ourselves and other makers will never be remade.
(Q.) Help!!! The decal or product I wanted is SOLD OUT, and I really wanted one. How do I get one now?
(A.) Do not worry! We constantly check which of our products sell out the quickest, and will reorder as needed. Please be patient while we restock. In the meantime, check out our other awesome items for sale!
(Q.) Why are all of your products censored?
(A.) To avoid any problems with prohibited content.
(Q.) Do you ship discreetly?
(A.) We only ship using white clandestine mailers. If you want, we can draw a crude design on the front in black sharpie. Please submit all art requests in the order notes. Click here to add to cart.
(Q.) Do you take suggestions for products?
(A.) Yes! Feel free to fill out our contact form, and we will respond ASAP. If we end up producing your design/idea, you are guaranteed to receive some absolutely free of charge! Terms and conditions apply.
(Q.) Are you open to design collaborations with other brands?
(A.) Absolutely. Please reach out to us here (or at lewdkingpatches@gmail.com), and we can start designing together!
(Q.) What is the Lewd King Affiliate Program?
(A.) The Lewd King Affiliate Program is a way for fellow lewd brands who are on a friendly basis with us to generate extra traffic to their website. No payment required. For the full details, please visit the Affiliate Program page here.
(Q.) I changed my address / I put in the wrong address! What do I do?
(A.) Contact us immediately. Please provide your order number and name. If the order hasn't been shipped yet, the address will be changed. Otherwise, we are not responsible for replacing or refunding a sent order. We will however request an address change if possible.
(Q.) How do I apply my decals?
(A.) Please follow the steps below for a smooth application process.
Step 1 - Clean the area thoroughly with some rubbing alcohol or soap and water. DO NOT USE GLASS CLEANER!!!!
Step 2 - Rub a squeegee or credit card firmly across the sticker through the clear transfer tape in order to prepare it for application.
Step 3 - Peel the white paper backing off the sticker. (If the sticker clings to the backing, slowly replace the paper backing and repeat Step 2).
Step 4 - Slowly lower the sticker onto the chosen surface, and rub it in place firmly with a squeegee or a credit card.
Step 5 - Slowly peel the clear transfer tape off at an angle. Be careful not to pull the sticker off the surface.
(Q.) I have a question that isn't on this list.
(A.) Do not hesitate to contact us. We'd be happy to assist you in any way we can.